Wakatte iru wa yo
Deai no shunkan ni
Ase ga nijinda Babyface
Osaerarenai kodou
Yasegaman de kakusu
Supiido ihan no Driving
Datte te wo nigiremoshinai kuse ni
Tsuyogatte "Tsuite koi" nante
Senobi darake no anata ga suki
Mada mada JI MI da ne!
Kissu mo JI MI da ne!
(Fuwa-fuwa)
Haki furushi no zubon nuide
Tobikondekitara?
Soredemo JI MI da ne!
Honto no koi da ne!
Kizuite
Anata dake ni atsui un deux trois misete ageru
Sotto
Hard day's night game
Torokesou...
Episode Two Royal Voice Attack!
Meow?
Maybe she's gone...
Wishful thinking, right?
Why am I so nervous?
I'm giving her too much power!
What I should do is just let her have it, so...
What are you doing?
It's broken.
I stepped on it while I was half-asleep, and that's the result.
What a flimsy stick this turned out to be!
Jin! Run out and buy me another one!
Who, me?
I'd like a sturdier one.
One that wouldn't break even if an elephant stepped on it...
One that can withstand a dog's assault...
Go Find me such a stick!
No way! Absolutely no way!
It was embarrassing enough to go buy this one yesterday!
The look on that old lady's face... I'll never forget it!
As long as I live!
Here, this is superglue.
You'll find instructions on the back.
Please spread some newspapers underneath when you use it, okay?
And your breakfast is in the kitchen!
I'm going to get dressed, so please leave the room.
My, he's busy...
When you're done eating, don't forget to soak your dishes.
I'm going out for a while, so...
Jin! Jin! Over here!
See?
See... what? See?
See... what?
Sweet, sweet, so sweet, aren't they?
I don't know why, but I'm moved to tears by the sight of them!
I want to hug them, squeeze them, stifle them!
I was awakened by their meowing this morning.
How earnestly they cry out!
I didn't hear them at all...
Come to think of it, I've heard that a stray had kittens recently.
Maybe it's them?
Jin, I've just been struck by an idea.
I'm going to keep them!
No way.
But why not? No way.
But why not?
I've heard there's a mother cat.
A gray cat with stripes.
It wouldn't be good to kidnap her young, would it?
Besides, this place is a rental and pets aren't allowed.
Even so...
I said no.
Anyway, I'm going to withdraw some money.
I want you to wait here quietly.
And have your breakfast, all right?
Breakfast...
At least let me give them some milk!
Let me give these darlings some milk!
You shouldn't give kittens milk.
Those breasts of yours are too flat to nurse them anyway...
Ha ha ha ha!
That's the thought that crossed your mind, is it not?
I never thought such a thing!
Maybe for just a moment...
Kittens deprived of milk for a day will get dehydrated and die!
Just check in on them every now and then!
No, no! I'm keeping them!
She's not very god-like, is she?
I'm back!
Spread some newspapers! That's what I told you, remember?
It wasn't me!
How should I explain it?
It was done in my absence, so to speak...
The truth is, I have a split personality.
And the other me did this!
If you're going to lie, come up with a better one!
Whoa! How can this be stuck so fast?
What am I going to do? It's been a while, so it's stuck tight!
A towel-hanger?
No! This table doesn't come with that kind of option!
He was acting a little strangely...
I wonder if Jin's okay?
A guy living on his own...
I'm sure there are a lot of issues.
Now's the time for his cute childhood friend
to swoop in and rescue him!
Come on, hang it yourself!
In the first place, why doesn't it bother you to make me do it?
I happen to be busy!
It's just one more thing for you to hang!
I'm talking about how it makes me feel!
If anyone saw me doing this...
Tsugumi!
Is that who you were talking to on the phone last night?
Who are you?
This is bad! She's the last one I want you to meet!
Her name's Tsugumi, and we grew up together.
My dad asked her to look out for me, see,
and if she finds out I'm living with a strange girl, then...
By any chance,
am I causing you a lot of trouble, Jin?
You're just realizing that now?
You've been causing me tons of trouble since yesterday!
Anyway, I'm going to go explain everything to her.
I want you to stay right here!
Don't do anything unnecessary! Do you understand?
Tsugumi...
It's a long story.
But I just met that girl yesterday.
You don't have to explain...
Um! Actually...
Who you see in your private time isn't really my business.
But if you don't show up for class, well, you know,
I wouldn't be able to face your dad, and...
That's...
Hey!
Please forgive me for having been disruptive.
I am a relative of Jin's.
My name is Nagi.
Relative?
You see, Jin...
...is my half-brother.
No way! I've never heard about that before!
I don't blame you for being shocked.
Jin himself only learned of my existence yesterday.
But... That's just...
And you seem so different than the way you were before.
That was actually the other me.
What?
The household I was raised in...
I was not allowed to even laugh out loud.
That's how strict and repressive it was.
Unable to bear the daily pressure,
my personality split into two.
I didn't mean for you to see me in such a state!
Please forgive me!
No...
Is this also connected to your condition?
I can no longer bear to live in that house!
I know I'm being selfish, but I simply have nowhere else to go!
I'm so sorry...
I... I misunderstood.
But even if you stay here, wouldn't they just come after you?
I was nothing but a hindrance to my family.
They'll just say I ran off.
I doubt they've even filed a Missing Persons report.
Oh, no...
No way!
My, that looks so delicious!
You can drop the innocent act now.
I can't believe you went on and on like that...
Oh, my. And here I thought you'd finally realized
that the stick incident wasn't Nagi's fault.
You mean... Is that true?
That incident... Nagi really knows nothing about it.
Please don't be hard on her, I beg of you!
What?!
Split personality?
Is it really okay to take her in?
Your dad's away on business now, so you can't reach him, right?
Well, you know... I don't have a choice.
I never thought something like this could happen.
But do you think it's possible, with your dad?
Now you're getting it, Dad!
Listen, about her... I want to keep things as quiet as possible.
And I think that's what she wants, too.
Don't worry.
It's not exactly my kind of gossip.
But if anything happens, that's a different story.
I'm supposed to be looking out for you, after all.
Right.
I'll be fine from here.
Make sure you eat the food I brought.
Sure! Tell your mom I said thanks again.
The omelets...
There are omelets in the container. Eat those, okay?
Sure.
Bye then, see you at school!
The French Open quarterfinals. Here's Maria Sharapova...
Ugh! Can't get it off! The French Open quarterfinals. Here's Maria Sharapova...
It's no good... I guess I'll have to go get some remover.
Dammit... I don't understand why it's standing there, dead center!
Yes, that made me double over with laughter, too!
As soon as I'd applied the superglue, it slipped out of my hand.
It completed a lovely half-turn and made a perfect 10 landing!
It was a sight to see, but it also caused me great mirth.
To be honest, I was laughing my head off for a while.
Oh?
Wait... Why are you telling me all about that incident?
Oops...
I let the cat out of the bag before Part A was over...
You tricked me, you fraud!
I'm sorry! I wasn't thinking...
I'm not speaking to you like a goddess anymore!
What are you, a bearer of misfortune?
What's up with her?
Ugh! That's so gross!
Oh no, I got a real good look at it!
It's been lying there for a while...
Poor thing...
It's dead, right?
Is that the mother of those kittens?
I was awakened by their meowing this morning.
How long has she been gone?
Since this morning? Longer than that?
Kittens deprived of milk for a day will get dehydrated and die!
What she said this morning... If only I'd listened to her!
You just withered away, didn't you?
How unfortunate you were.
Yes. You had yet to know hate.
Go on and cross over to the other side.
The land of the afterlife...
I wonder if it will be too hard for you?
Nagi?
Nagi...
It's you, isn't it?
That was...
I'm hungry.
Will this do?
It would be a pain to cook something now.
You're serving me ready-to-serve food?
That was well said! Well said indeed!
Well, if you can laugh about it, you must be all right.
Hey, listen...
Those kittens... They died, didn't they?
Apparently. Such a pity.
Those kittens...
It looked like they were being absorbed into your body.
What was that about? What was going on?
And you looked like you were somebody else in that moment, Nagi.
Then you collapsed right after...
You really are a nuisance!
I'm a goddess.
Of course I can summon powers beyond human understanding.
And you expect me to explain every detail?
Why don't you remember your place, you mere mortal?
You could at least tell me about it!
I'm the one who carried you back into the house.
And those instant noodles were mine!
Well, I never asked you to help me, did I?
Hold up! Don't give me that attitude.
What are you, in grade school?
I'm asking because I was worried...
Really, you're such a pest! I'm asking because I was worried...
Really, you're such a pest!
A child worrying about his goddess? You're a few centuries early!
What's that supposed to mean?!
Hey, don't come running to me anymore if something happens!
I never needed your help in the first place!
You've got a lot of nerve!
You wouldn't even be eating if it weren't for me!
Who needs this, anyway?
Get out!
You've just been doing whatever you please since yesterday!
You may be a goddess or whatever, but I've had it with you!
I'm through humoring your every selfish whim!
If you don't like it, then just get out!
Then I'm leaving!
How mortifying... It's ridiculous.
Jin is the one at fault.
Because he asked such strange questions...
What's this? It's got streamers!
Someone must have forgotten it.
Yeah, but it's kind of strange.
I've seen this kind of thing before.
There's one on the altar at my house.
You little brats...
Don't you dare lay your grubby hands on that!
Big sister, who are you?
Me?
I suppose... I'm a priestess.
A priestess?
I use this thing to exorcise evil spirits.
Aren't you really just a perv?
Who are you calling a pervert?
She's weird.
She's a perv.
Hey, Miss Perv. We're going to play now,
so please stay out of our way.
Okay. In that case, I'll be happy to play with you!
Huh? What should we do?
I don't mind!
Wow, you have so many toys!
What's this ball?
It's a superball. You've never seen one?
Wait, by any chance if you gather seven of these...
Not gonna happen.
See?
How mysterious! See?
How mysterious!
Um... I'm gonna go home after all.
There you go again, Mipu!
You're always doing that these days. It's so weird!
What is it? Don't you feel well?
It's not that I'm not feeling well...
Things haven't been fun lately.
Nothing seems to be going right for me...
And my mom and dad are fighting.
Fighting? My folks do that every day!
Never mind, let him go. The heck with him!
Sorry, guys!
Mipu!
Wait, young Mipu!
Your pain...
I can see that it's within my realm as a priestess to assuage it.
Shall I?
What?
There's an impurity on your back.
Meaning it's time for an exorcism!
I thought she was a perv, but I guess she's a psychic fraud.
No, she's one of those cult people!
My mom says they make you cough up a ton of money!
I'm not going to take your money!
Now stop all that grumbling and turn your back!
An impurity is an evil, evil insect!
In your case, it's actually a frog.
Humans get along with impurities in daily life.
But those impurities that take on the form of insects,
they are a completely different story.
Human animosity, negative emotions...
When these are condensed, they become insects.
When one of these possesses you, misfortune befalls you.
However, with a blow from Oonusa!
Oonusa! That which gathers the cleansing power of the gods...
Your story's too long. Oonusa! That which gathers the cleansing power of the gods...
Your story's too long.
What a pain.
Can you hurry up and do it?
Modern children... Very well.
I can take care of a single impurity like this,
even without Jin's help!
All I have to do is deliver a decisive blow!
What's the meaning...
What's the meaning of this?!
Come back here, you!
Don't race around like that!
Do you see anything? Don't race around like that!
Nope.
All right... Don't move!
It's all over now...
How crafty! It's gained wisdom!
My ball!
You better get it back, perv!
I intend to do so!
Wait for me there, little ones!
Where...
It's aiming for me!
I do need Jin after all...
But no!
Not after the way I treated him...
Dammit!
An inconspicuous... simple terrain...
A closed-off space with few blind spots...
Take your shot anytime, impurity.
I'll get a clean hit off you with my Oonusa!
Just like a return shot from Sharapova!
There you are!
Here's my sure-death...
I can't see it?!
I can't see it at all!
Is my plan backfiring on me, then?
I thought its low on-target rate was at least to my advantage...
Jin!
Jeez... Would you stop wandering around?
I had to look all over for you!
Here! Just get it over with!
Right!
Beautiful young girl, deity of the land, genius loci!
I will uproot all impurities!
Stop that, will you?
Don't you think you should've just lured it out
to a place where it couldn't bounce? Like a meadow?
Well... That's...
And anyway, you're not exactly athletic, are you?
Though you kick me in the right spot...
Hey, are you angry?
Yeah.
But...
Now that I know that's the way you are,
I can resign myself to it.
I'm used to handling people who act like you.
Where are we going?
We're going home.
I mean, I went and bought you a rice bowl and all.
Shouldn't let it go to waste, right?
I suppose it can't be helped.
Tell me, why are you used to it?
My dad is that type of person.
Well, what a crazy pop!
Like you can talk.
When you were a child, did your father ever spank you?
Getting popped by Pop must've made you tough...
What's up with this goddess?
That perv's still not back.
She tricked us all, I guess.
My shoulders aren't stiff anymore.
Mipu, you sound like an old man!
Amatsukami kunitsukami
Yaoyorozu no kami tachi
Tomo ni kikoshimese
Tsumi to iu tsumi wa araji to
Takayama no ihori
Hikiyama no ihori wo kakiwake
Kikoshimesamu
Tsumi to iu tsumi wa araji to
Naoki magokoro mochite
Michi ni tagau kotonaku
Itoshi itoshi waga ko yo
Sukoyaka naru inochi wo
Tomo ni chikaishi
Mori ni yasuragi tamae
Nagi tamae
Towa no toki wo kizamu mori ni
Episode Three School Goddess
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Episode Three School Goddess